Active.com's interface sucks

The Active.com service is great, thank god someone made it possible
to register online for all the millions of low-budget, web-challenged
events that go on all the time. But their website is seriously
weak. Half the time I use it I can't get past the first page because
of 1000 "check here if you're over 13" and "check here if you're over
18" and "initial here if you want a rabbi to bless your hot dog".
Can we hire a UI designer people? And while you're at it, how about
employing some web technologies newer than 1999? Say like
remembering who I am... they have cookies nowadays, use them chumps.
Try out Google calendar for inspiration on a great UI.